The Federation of North South Randomlandia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 258 million North South Randomlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The powerhouse North South Randomlandian economy, worth 17.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,206 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,754 per year while the poor average 12,050, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North South Randomlandia's national animal is the dove.

North South Randomlandia is ranked 262,560^th in the world and 385^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.